This week’s runaway Tool Bag of the Week is winner is Roger Clemens. You haven’t heard much from the Roger Clemens camp lately mainly because he’s busy trying to develop a time machine so he can go back and fix the last 6 months of his life.
When he was named in the Mitchell Report, […]

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This week’s Tool Bag of the Week is Amy Winehouse. Apparently, she’s being accused of assaulting three people including some 38-year old guy that was trying to help her into a taxi. Look, you have a kajillion dollars…just drink at home. Or hire enough bodyguards to shield you from the general public. […]

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This week’s winner of Tool Bag of the Week is anyone who is believes in this shit.
Seriously…how fucking feeble-minded do you have to be to be moved by this? It was an “enlightening experience”? Fuck you and your enlightening experience. It’s called a coincidence…not a miracle. You can find Jesus or the Virgin Mary anywhere […]

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This week’s Tool Bag of the Week is…
…Chris Henry, former wide receiver of the Cincinnati Bengals. Last week, Henry was charged with assault and criminal damage and subsequently released by the Bengals. How bad does it have to be before the BENGALS release you? The Cincinnati Enquirer had reported that Henry had punched a man […]

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