Takeo Spikes, Buffalo Bills, circa 2005-06…redefines douche bag
Takeo Spikes, Buffalo Bills, circa 2005-06…redefines douche bag
If John Kruk says something in a forest and there’s no one around to here him, is he still wrong? I tuned in to Baseball Tonight for about 5 minutes tonight and Kruk said 3 sentences. I disagreed with him about 7 times in those 3 sentences. Eric Young spoke for 2 minutes straight and […]
I’ve been busy working the past week, so I haven’t had time to write any posts and, more importantly, make my NBA predictions. Work will be over on Sunday, so I’ll be back next week for further posts. It’s halftime of Game 1, but my predictions haven’t changed: Lakers in 6.
After being too busy to rant for the last couple of days, I’m back with more little things that annoy me. My biggest gripe right now is with NBA players who like to argue with the referees over EVERY FUCKING call! I understand that you may not agree with calls now and then. That’s fine. […]
How difficult is this? When an umpire makes an incorrect call, there is an official in the scorer’s booth that signals down to the head umpire and overrules the call. This can be done in the amount of time it takes for a manager to run out and complain about the call. Over and done […]
Before I go into my Conference Finals preview, let me take a moment and proclaim myself a God. Let’s revisit my Conference Semifinal predictions:
- Lakers in 6 (check, check)
- Spurs in 6 (check)
- Pistons in 5 (check, check)
- Celtics in 6 (check)
If you want me to offer lottery number suggestions or stock picks, please […]
Look…I’m all for equal rights. I believe you all should have the right to vote, to choose, to be President. But why is Doris Burke announcing my NBA playoff games? Everytime I hear her, I cringe. She is the anti-Musburger: she makes important games feel unimportant.
I just can’t get used to it and probably never […]
I’m sitting here watching the Pistons-Magic playoff game and I’m completely bored, which got me wondering why. I couldn’t figure it out for the first few minutes, but then it dawned on me. It’s just because the NBA isn’t college basketball. Anyone who has ever watched both will be able to tell you that there […]
Sharpen your No. 2 pencils. It’s time to test your sports knowledge with these analogies…
#1) Dwyane Wade : Antawn Jamison ::
A) Andre Iguodala : Vernon Gholston
B) LaVeranues Coles : Jhonny Peralta
C) Avery Johnson : Martin Gramatica
D) Peja Stojakovic : TJ Houshmandzadeh
E) Venus Williams : Serena Williams
#2) […]
By now, I’m sure you’ve heard of the Western Oregon softball player who hit a home run, proceeded to tear a knee ligament at first base, and was unable to continue her trot around the bases. Without touching home plate, she would have been credited with a single only and it is against the rules […]