If John Kruk says something in a forest and there’s no one around to here him, is he still wrong?  I tuned in to Baseball Tonight for about 5 minutes tonight and Kruk said 3 sentences.  I disagreed with him about 7 times in those 3 sentences.  Eric Young spoke for 2 minutes straight and […]

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It shouldn’t be that hard to take a dump at work.  There are 2 stalls on each floor.  But for some reason today, everyone decided to take a poo at the same time.  Yes, both stalls were occupied on my floor, so I anxiously walked up a flight of stairs to the next floor.  Nope, […]

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I was in Borders over the weekend looking for a book to purchase.  This was probably the third or fourth book I’ve bought post-college…for me, navigating a Border’s is kinda like John Travolta accidentally wandering into a good movie.  After about 20 minutes of searching, I settled on a book and proceeded to the check-out […]

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In the last 20 years, has there ever been an occasion where someone has demanded respect and then actually gotten it?  I mean, anyone but Cartman.  Respect is earned, not received freely.  I lose respect for anyone who asks for it.  I lose all respect for anyone who demands it.  Anyone who demands respect is […]

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Every once in a while, you will come across a movie that totally ignores all semblance of common sense, logic, and reality.  Untraceable is one such movie.  This movie’s plot revolves around a serial killer who displays his “work” on a website.  The flood of visitors to the site results in a quicker death for […]

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After being too busy to rant for the last couple of days, I’m back with more little things that annoy me.  My biggest gripe right now is with NBA players who like to argue with the referees over EVERY FUCKING call!  I understand that you may not agree with calls now and then.  That’s fine.  […]

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How difficult is this?  When an umpire makes an incorrect call, there is an official in the scorer’s booth that signals down to the head umpire and overrules the call.  This can be done in the amount of time it takes for a manager to run out and complain about the call.  Over and done […]

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It’s time for a public service announcement.  This PSA goes out to all women, especially the hot ones: please stop doing the Blue Steel pose.  It’s not attractive.  It’s not sexy.  It’s not funny.  It’s stupid.  Your hotness factor drops from a 10 to a 3.  You look like you’ve been sucking on a lemon […]

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I don’t get a newspaper.  When there is so much content available online which is free, more convenient, and more recent, I don’t bother with a newspaper subscription.  I get my local news from the Washington Post website and the national news from CNN.com, MSNBC.com, and a few other smaller sites.  I’m not sure that […]

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Sometimes, instead of going for the mainstream Hollywood blockbuster, I go for the low-budget, indy film that no one has ever heard of. Often, these turn out to be quite surprising since I have relatively low expectations going into them. Sometimes these film show the creativity and originality that is severely lacking nowadays. […]

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