http://halfsie.com Mon, 03 Nov 2008 22:24:06 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en http://halfsie.com/2008/11/03/final-electoral-predictions/ I'm not sure when this happened, but I believe CNN's Erica Hill from AC360 has morphed into the Joker.  As usual, Anderson Cooper was unfazed by this sudden turn of events. http://halfsie.com/2008/09/18/not-that-i-actually-watch-ac360-on-a-regular-basis/ Takeo Spikes, Buffalo Bills, circa 2005-06...redefines douche bag http://halfsie.com/2008/09/07/lamest-nfl-jersey-at-a-sports-bar-week-1/ If John Kruk says something in a forest and there's no one around to here him, is he still wrong?  I tuned in to Baseball Tonight for about 5 minutes tonight and Kruk said 3 sentences.  I disagreed with him about 7 times in those 3 sentences.  Eric Young spoke ... http://halfsie.com/2008/09/02/this-is-why-i-dont-watch-bbt-anymore/ Today, I came to the reassuring revelation that we actually can win even if we lose both Ohio and Virginia.  I would hate to have it come to this, but it's possible and would make Colorado (of all places) very important. http://halfsie.com/2008/09/02/f-oh-and-va/ It shouldn't be that hard to take a dump at work.  There are 2 stalls on each floor.  But for some reason today, everyone decided to take a poo at the same time.  Yes, both stalls were occupied on my floor, so I anxiously walked up a flight of stairs ... http://halfsie.com/2008/08/28/i-need-a-private-restroom/ I usually only look forward to 2 or 3 movies a year.  The Dark Knight would be one of those 2 or 3 for 2008...so much so that I decide to join a friend at midnight for the first showing of it in a local IMAX theater.  I haven't been ... http://halfsie.com/2008/07/18/2am-movie-rant-the-dark-knight/ There are bad movies and then there are bad movies.  And then there's The Mist.  Based off of a Stephen King novella, The Mist details the devolution of a group of small towners that have barracaded themselves in a grocery store after a mysterious mist has descended on their town.  ... http://halfsie.com/2008/07/14/early-week-movie-rant-the-mist/ This week's movie rant centers on Vantage Point, the Rashomon-style terrorist thriller.  I'm a sucker for chronologically-challenged movies as well as terrorist-laden and crisis-filled movies, so I knew I was probably going to like this one. The film shows the same scene, the assassination of the President during an anti-terrorism summit ... http://halfsie.com/2008/07/10/midweek-movie-rant-vantage-point/ I was in Borders over the weekend looking for a book to purchase.  This was probably the third or fourth book I've bought post-college...for me, navigating a Border's is kinda like John Travolta accidentally wandering into a good movie.  After about 20 minutes of searching, I settled on a book ... http://halfsie.com/2008/07/09/but-does-it-also-walk-on-water/