Takeo Spikes, Buffalo Bills, circa 2005-06…redefines douche bag

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If John Kruk says something in a forest and there’s no one around to here him, is he still wrong?  I tuned in to Baseball Tonight for about 5 minutes tonight and Kruk said 3 sentences.  I disagreed with him about 7 times in those 3 sentences.  Eric Young spoke for 2 minutes straight and […]

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It shouldn’t be that hard to take a dump at work.  There are 2 stalls on each floor.  But for some reason today, everyone decided to take a poo at the same time.  Yes, both stalls were occupied on my floor, so I anxiously walked up a flight of stairs to the next floor.  Nope, […]

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I usually only look forward to 2 or 3 movies a year.  The Dark Knight would be one of those 2 or 3 for 2008…so much so that I decide to join a friend at midnight for the first showing of it in a local IMAX theater.  I haven’t been to a midnight movie since […]

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There are bad movies and then there are bad movies.  And then there’s The Mist.  Based off of a Stephen King novella, The Mist details the devolution of a group of small towners that have barracaded themselves in a grocery store after a mysterious mist has descended on their town.  That doesn’t sound too bad, […]

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This week’s movie rant centers on Vantage Point, the Rashomon-style terrorist thriller.  I’m a sucker for chronologically-challenged movies as well as terrorist-laden and crisis-filled movies, so I knew I was probably going to like this one.
The film shows the same scene, the assassination of the President during an anti-terrorism summit in Spain, from various…er…vantage points, […]

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In the last 20 years, has there ever been an occasion where someone has demanded respect and then actually gotten it?  I mean, anyone but Cartman.  Respect is earned, not received freely.  I lose respect for anyone who asks for it.  I lose all respect for anyone who demands it.  Anyone who demands respect is […]

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Every once in a while, you will come across a movie that totally ignores all semblance of common sense, logic, and reality.  Untraceable is one such movie.  This movie’s plot revolves around a serial killer who displays his “work” on a website.  The flood of visitors to the site results in a quicker death for […]

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After being too busy to rant for the last couple of days, I’m back with more little things that annoy me.  My biggest gripe right now is with NBA players who like to argue with the referees over EVERY FUCKING call!  I understand that you may not agree with calls now and then.  That’s fine.  […]

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Netflix tried very hard to prevent me from watching Juno.  This film had been atop of my Netflix queue for 2 weeks before they finally sent it to me.  Never had I had any difficulties in getting my requested movies on time, but because of high demand, it took three weeks, which artificially builds my […]

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