It shouldn’t be that hard to take a dump at work.  There are 2 stalls on each floor.  But for some reason today, everyone decided to take a poo at the same time.  Yes, both stalls were occupied on my floor, so I anxiously walked up a flight of stairs to the next floor.  Nope, someone was in that one too…and he was funking up the place so badly, that it would have been impossible for me to stay.  So I disappointingly go down 2 floors and try again…to no avail.  WTF!?!  I considered using the stairwell, but I didn’t have any toilet paper with me.