Well, tonight’s the night. All of the build up over the past 12 episodes this season leads to tonight’s 2-hour finale. What do we want to see? We want to see what “move the island” really means. We want to see exactly how the Oceanic Six get off the island, especially […]

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I chose poorly and watched the fucking second part.  I’m going to go and stab myself in the eyes right now…

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*sigh*
I have a small dilemma.  I watched the 2-hour part one of the new Andromeda Strain movie on A&E.  It was remarkably boring, tedious, and hokey.  The only way I made it through the entire movie was because I kept thinking it was going to be over in two hours.  By the 1:45 mark, I […]

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After being too busy to rant for the last couple of days, I’m back with more little things that annoy me.  My biggest gripe right now is with NBA players who like to argue with the referees over EVERY FUCKING call!  I understand that you may not agree with calls now and then.  That’s fine.  […]

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Netflix tried very hard to prevent me from watching Juno.  This film had been atop of my Netflix queue for 2 weeks before they finally sent it to me.  Never had I had any difficulties in getting my requested movies on time, but because of high demand, it took three weeks, which artificially builds my […]

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How difficult is this?  When an umpire makes an incorrect call, there is an official in the scorer’s booth that signals down to the head umpire and overrules the call.  This can be done in the amount of time it takes for a manager to run out and complain about the call.  Over and done […]

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It’s time for a public service announcement.  This PSA goes out to all women, especially the hot ones: please stop doing the Blue Steel pose.  It’s not attractive.  It’s not sexy.  It’s not funny.  It’s stupid.  Your hotness factor drops from a 10 to a 3.  You look like you’ve been sucking on a lemon […]

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Before I go into my Conference Finals preview, let me take a moment and proclaim myself a God. Let’s revisit my Conference Semifinal predictions:
- Lakers in 6 (check, check)
- Spurs in 6 (check)
- Pistons in 5 (check, check)
- Celtics in 6 (check)
If you want me to offer lottery number suggestions or stock picks, please […]

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I really hate it when my finger stinks for no reason. I’m sitting here minding my own business and have noticed that my finger smells funky. If I had a better idea as to where this funk is coming from, I would feel much better.  I can’t really place the smell either. […]

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As I was driving home from work, I noticed that the guy in the car behind me was shaking erratically as though he was having a stroke or was drunk off his ass.  When I got to a stop sign, I was a little nervous that this guy was going to pull up behind me.  […]

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