Today, FHM Magazine released its 2008 list of 100 Sexiest Women. I’ve been waiting all day to peruse this list (I couldn’t access the FHM website at work…it was blocked…fascists) and offer my opinions.
Some highlights/lowlights:
#98 - Victoria Beckham. Extremely hot in a very suspect way…suspect in that I think she does it with […]

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This week’s Tool Bag of the Week is Amy Winehouse. Apparently, she’s being accused of assaulting three people including some 38-year old guy that was trying to help her into a taxi. Look, you have a kajillion dollars…just drink at home. Or hire enough bodyguards to shield you from the general public. […]

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So it’s Bring-Your-Dullard-Kid-To-Work Day here at my job.  It’s one of my least favorite days of the year…slightly ahead of my yearly colonoscopy, the end of Daylight Savings Time, and Arbor Day.  It’s a day where I have to pretend that your kid is cute, that your kid is bright, and that your kid will […]

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Few things irritate me more than someone asking me “what are you?”  Now, this is a question that all halfsies inevitably will get on a monthly, if not weekly, basis.  We’re all quite familiar with it.
Let me clarify my stance on it: don’t ask it.  What am I?  I’m an Aquarius.  I’m a Wahoo.  I’m […]

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I’m not sweating the 10-point Obama loss in Pennsylvania last night. I’m still basing my prediction on a Obama-McCain battle…though a Clinton-McCain battle wouldn’t alter my map too much. I’m not feeling too good about Ohio…there is just something about Obama’s completely lack of ability to connect with voters in either OH or […]

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I’m a liberal.  I’m not ashamed to admit that.  And as much as the right wants us to feel guilty for being liberals, I’m not going to fold under the pressure to become more moderate.  While I am not being forced to become more moderate, I have grown a little weary of one liberal staple: […]

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I had a Seinfeldian experience this morning.  As I was sitting in a doctor’s waiting room, this old couple took a seat next to me.  The old woman had a walker while the old man looked as though he needed one.  After about 3 seconds, it hit me.  They both smelled like a mix of […]

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Doing a Lost Journal shouldn’t feel like work…but the rush to get these 8 episodes complete before the return on Thursday has felt a little like work! Anyways, the final episode before the writers’ strike is Meet Kevin Johnson. After seeing Michael’s odd return in the last episode, there are many questions: How […]

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It’s been seven weeks, but finally, we get some more CNN Wall action tonight. Does anyone else get as amped as I do when John King zooms into nameless-county-USA to check to see how the candidates are doing with 12% of the votes counted? Yeah, Obama (aka King of the Halfsies) is up […]

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#176 reason why it’s great to be a halfsie: you can pick and choose what you wanna be when you wanna be it.  For instance, sometimes it behooves me to be Asian and sometimes it behooves me to be white.  And because people are that stupid, sometimes it behooves me to be Hispanic.
Whenever I’m applying […]

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