This week’s winner of Tool Bag of the Week is anyone who is believes in this shit.

Seriously…how fucking feeble-minded do you have to be to be moved by this? It was an “enlightening experience”? Fuck you and your enlightening experience. It’s called a coincidence…not a miracle. You can find Jesus or the Virgin Mary anywhere if you look hard enough…in windows, in clouds, in a water stain, on burnt toast. These are the fucking morons that elect nimrods like Bush into office. You may see an image of Jesus in your morning bagel, but all I see if a dumb fuck who should be removed from society.