I was recently asked to analyze the racial preference data for various dating websites to support my claim that no one wants to date Asian men. I will take a look at three different dating websites. Tonight, in part one of my analysis, I will take a look at Match.com.
My search criteria: 23-35 […]

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I hate talking to strangers.  I guess my parents taught me well.  I don’t mind it so much when I’m trying to get something accomplished like ordering a taco or finding out how much a blow job would cost.  But I really hate it when someone is just trying to make small talk just for […]

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Time to check in on the NBA playoffs to see how everyone is doing. While it has seemed like the playoffs started 18 weeks ago, we’re still just in the middle of the first round. And while there is a lot of drama left to play out, here are 23 random observations:
#1 I’ve […]

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It tough to be a single, Asian man.  No one wants to date you.  If you peruse dating websites, you’ll notice how most women exclude Asians when giving their list of ethnic preferences.  If you think I’m making this up, let’s try a little experiment.
I am going to randomly select 2 profiles from 3 different […]

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Since my life sucks in so many different ways, the only things that keep me going are life’s little perks.  One such perk is my daily Washington Post crossword puzzle.  Life is about winning and losing, and whenever I finish a crossword puzzle, I win.  I feel a measure of accomplishment, of satisfaction that I […]

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This weekend’s movie rant centers on Gone Baby Gone, the directorial debut for Ben Affleck.  Now, the worst thing about with this movie is that Ben Affleck’s name is attached to it.  Since there is a God, he’s behind the cameras, not in front of them.  Since that God hates me, Affleck decided to cast […]

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Do you know why I’m excited that today is the NFL Draft?  Because then it will be over.  I’m a sports fan.  A BIG sports fan.  I watch an unhealthy amount of many sports, follow several teams, and shell out many dollars to follow said teams/sports.  But I have ZERO interest in the NFL Draft.
I […]

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Not much will suck the very life out of you more than having to work on a Saturday morning.  Reasons that this was complete suckitude:
- I had to get up at 5am.  5AM!  I think people who get up before 6am on a regular basis are psychopaths.  It’s just not normal to wake up before […]

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The new barista at my local Starbucks is pretty bad.  She gets the orders wrong all of the time, is slow, and isn’t the friendliest person in the world.  But she tries and isn’t rude to the customers.  So I keep my mouth shut and am friendly to her.  Unfortunately, the local police aren’t so […]

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The hiatus is over! After suffering for a few weeks, our favorite show is back tonight, hopefully picking up from the carnage of where we left off. The last thing we saw was Danielle and Karl getting gunned down by an unknown assassin and Alex begging for her life. It’s been a […]

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